Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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