UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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