That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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