i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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