Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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