i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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