Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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