i think my mom watched the whole time
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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