I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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