i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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