This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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