i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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