When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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