Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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