oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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