Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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