I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Shame is for Republicans.
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