if you like me you must not know who I am
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
PANTIES FOUND
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
