I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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