I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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