I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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