Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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