Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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