But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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