Your tits are I can't wait for
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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