Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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