I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Are we still banned from the library?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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