Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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