Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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