We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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