capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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