I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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