apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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