is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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