and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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