So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
