i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
