She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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