Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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