I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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