No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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