turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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