How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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