do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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