i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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