Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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