I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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