she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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