I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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