someone threw a dead crab at me
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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