Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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