Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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