you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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