My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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