OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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